please don't cry
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Well said man. The indie guys are basically coming in about 20 years late with inferior, glitchy, ugly, boring 2D platformers.

Japan's like BAM, New Super Mario Bros, POW, Mega Man 9, SMACK, Hard Corps Uprising, slaps them all over the place.

5098d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

The stench of haters! Not exclusive - enjoy playing it on your PS3 or Wii then. Only on XBLA - oh no, it must be downloaded instead of bought in a box! Kinect game - not hardcore, lol, so suddenly the Steel Battalion and Panzer Dragoon series 'aren't hardcore'. They could release God Hand 2 on Kinect and it still 'wouldn't be hardcore' to some, presumably compared to God of War or some shit.

List is goddamn EPIC.

5098d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

Good games have always been able to inspire, as well as making players think, strategise and develop skills!

5099d ago 4 agree1 disagreeView comment

Indie games are cheap crap made by amateurs and played by little hipsters who want to seem 'cool' and 'different'.

5102d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

All of the games you mention rock, so this is a case of sales being all-important whenever it suits.

If anything its fate rests on Jutekki, which anyone who actually cares about playing cool videogames should be looking forward to with glee.

5104d ago 3 agree4 disagreeView comment

It took him eight years to make a 2D platform game, lol.

5104d ago 0 agree5 disagreeView comment

The review explains why the game is rubbish, videos show how it's ripping off Super Paper Mario, and anyone with eyes can see it's ugly.

Lots of people are quite rightly not buying it because it looks crap, added to the fact the guy slammed Japan's game design masters despite taking six years to make a 2D platform game.

Modern Japanese games suck? Oh right, so only Bayonetta, Metal Gear Solid 4, Child of Eden, Vanquish, Resident Evil 5, Gran T...

5104d ago 2 agree2 disagreeView comment

Game looks ugly as its designer's face, concept is pinched shamelessly from Super Paper Mario.

Review makes it sound like the typical modern indie 2D platform game in that you can't die, can't fail and will blow "through numerous stages in a short span of time".

In other words.. your game sucks.

*edited for 'bad language', lol. Truth bombs hurt.

5104d ago 2 agree2 disagreeView comment

Game looks ugly as fuck, concept is pinched shamelessly from Super Paper Mario.

Review makes it sound like the typical modern indie 2D platform game in that you can't die, can't fail and will blow "through numerous stages in a short span of time".

In other words.. your game sucks.

5104d ago 5 agree6 disagreeView comment

It was my favourite in the series, and it's still only a 3/5 game at best.

5104d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Clicked to find out what an 'amateur wizard' is.. disappointed.

5107d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Do you want to miss out on Jutekki and Crimson Dragon? I sure as hell don't!

5107d ago 2 agree2 disagreeView comment

I definitely think the emphasis is being put on 'sad' or 'thoughtful' games. Kara, Naughty Dog on how their next title will "teach us about the human experience", the indie movement..

As for Journey.. maybe the 'something' you felt playing it was 'bored'?

I mean, there wasn't anything to accomplish, and plenty of games let you find a friend through drop-in online co-op.

Tapped in to somethin...

5112d ago 0 agree2 disagreeView comment

It's a mistake to think evoking sad emotions is the holy grail of videogames, so many games try it and just end up being laughable. I've no idea why Journey made people cry, other than in the "I wasted money on this crap" sense, heh.

Compare it to the emotions that are stirred in playing MAG amongst 256 players; rocket-boosting around the battlefield in Vanquish; shooting light beams from your fingertips in Child of Eden; drifting your Ferrari around OutRu...

5112d ago 1 agree4 disagreeView comment

Just incase: http://www.meta-metacritic....

They must put a bit of work in to this - and clearly had some fun with it.

5114d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Oh wow! Too good.

5114d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I totally agree with this article, SMG-2 was like more of the same and its new power-ups, Yoshi, supposed higher difficulty level all disappointed.

Seems quite a few people here agree!

5115d ago 3 agree2 disagreeView comment

Some of the opinions these guys come out with in this article are jaw-dropping.

Make cheap, shitty hardware and release lots of non-games from amateurs and indies? Bring on board people who worked on the failed Eye Toy for Kinect development?

It's not 1 April yet guys. Keep the indie games in the cellar and make sure it's locked.

5115d ago 0 agree4 disagreeView comment

It's the future of gaming.. 'interactive story telling' sounds rubbish.

5115d ago 0 agree5 disagreeView comment

In another 'the world through Sony goggles' article, the 360 has no games, all of Microsoft's triple-A studios have been dissolved, the Nintendo Wii doesn't exist, VG Chartz is a reputable source of sales data, etc.

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